It seems like every year smartphones are getting lighter, thinner and more convenient. But, if you find that the camera on your phone is just a little too
convenient or you feel there is a void in your soul from to the inability to take clear photos of people standing 100 meters away from you, then cheer up! With the Super Spy Ultra High Power Zoom 80x Telescope with Tripod Stand, your life will be complete.
This whopping 15-inch lens can zoom up to 80x normal vision, instantly increasing your possible stalker store by a power of 10. The company selling this product, Brando, claims that you can snap clear photos of the faces of people standing more than 300 feet away from you. The lens includes a stand, but can (somehow) be used without it as well. I couldn’t find a weight listed on this bad boy, but I suspect it weighs quite a bit simply based on other camera telephoto lenses I’ve handled.
To complete your cool stalker persona, the Super Spy Ultra High Power Zoom 80x Telescope with Tripod Stand comes in a bright metallic cherry red so that you don’t have to worry about misplacing it, although I have to wonder how sneaky you could really be with such a bright color. Still, at least it looks cool.
There are several different versions of this lens and it can be purchased for several popular Samsung Galaxy devices including the Note 3, Note 4 and S5. It is also compatible with several iPhone versions including the 5, 5s, 6 and 6 Plus.
Super Spy Ultra High Power Zoom 80x Telescope with Tripod Stand costs a measly $220 and comes with the tripod stand, a soft pouch and a back case to mount the phone to the device. You can land yourself one of these beauties by clicking here.
Or, ya know, you could just go buy a camera.]]>